The Spectacular Boring Short Stories Volume I

Super Member Posts : 285 Join date : 2010-12-05 Age : 29

December 3, 2010-

I bought a snowglobe that costs $2 which said "Made in China", today, and I thought about keeping it as a display for my room. I walked home from school with the snow globe gently squeezed into the big space (My bookbag only contained a folder) and people were staring at me with the big buldging figure sticking out of my bookbag, which looked like a big ass dildo toy from the side. When I reached my door I reached into my pocket for my keys and opened the door, running up the stairs ignoring where I step. Remembering, I took out my iPod Touch 4g 32 GB's from my bookbag, I took off my bookbag and my grip started to loosen causing my bookbag fall on the floor. I looked around seeing no buldge on my bookbag, I quickly un-zipped and looked into it and put my hand inside feeling water and broken glass, lifted up my bookbag and threw everything to the floor seeing glass, water and fake snow flecks fall to the floor. I cursed and cursed.. and cursed.. and cursed.. and cursed.. and cursed, believing that downstairs could hear it, then threw the stabled pieces out the window with rage. THE END.

MAKE A SECOND VOLUME!!!!!!!
EPIC....Fail

How do you break a snow globe :S

BTW anything that is made in China will definitely suck eventually.

Ching Chongs can SUCK IT

wow Ace....the Chinses must hate you

ching chongs*

Daniel is grammar police w/ Case-sensitive searching activated. :laugh:

btw China made a club called the AA7; Anti-Ace 7, 7 Chinese Smexy women that hate Ace.

WILL ACE COME TO HIS SENSES AND KISS ONE OF THEM? WILL HE SURVIVE THE COUNTER-ATTACK BY THE OTHER 6 WOMEN!?!?! STAY TUNED ON THIS EPISODE OF:

Ace's retarded pointless adventures that I don't know why it's on tv oh wait it's not I'm just making it up!!!!

How how long is your cock?

LMFAO MALLEO

Super Member Posts : 285 Join date : 2010-12-05 Age : 29

@Genesis
I dropped it.. And did you know how things I can do with $2? Well, I don't feel like posting them but you get the point.
@Malleo
Nu! D:< *Likes Mal's new title*

I do too

Super Member Posts : 285 Join date : 2010-12-05 Age : 29

*Tries catching up to Daniel's hacking posts*

Hacking posts from Daniel? Surprised

You naughty boi.

You're getting coal from me and "Santa"

Super Member Posts : 285 Join date : 2010-12-05 Age : 29

Says the post whore..

Post whore = Santa

Super Member Posts : 285 Join date : 2010-12-05 Age : 29

Orly?